How fat is yo mama?

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• yo momma so fat...when she got hit by a bus she said, "who threw that rock!?"
• Yo mama is so fat ... when she walked into the airport she got busted for 200 pounds of crack!
• Yo mama is so fat ... the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
• Yo mama is so fat ... when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
• Yo mama is so fat ... when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be Continued!"
• Yo mama is so fat ... when she steps on the scale it reads "one at
  a time please."
• Yo mama is so fat ... her blubber has blubber!

• Yo mamas so fat, she's practically a grease machine!
• Yo mama's so fat ... her pants ripped every time she moved.
  
• Yo mama's so fat ... she sat on Home Depot and made it Lowe's
• Yo mama's so fat ... her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
• Yo mama's so fat... Spain claimed her bottom as a new world.
• Yo mama's so fat... I tried to drive around her and ran out of gas!
• Yo mama's so fat... joggers run around her for exercise!
• Yo mama's so fat... she can't float in the Red Sea
• yo mama's so fat... she needed 500000000000000000000000000 kilometres to fit her body.
  
• your mama's so fat .... shes on both sides of the family.
• your mama's so fat ......... when we went through that drive thru we didn't have to pay because we dressed her as the chevrolet. !! :)
• Yo mama's so fat... when she tripped, it registered as a record-breaking earthquake. In China.
• Yo mama's so fat... she jumped up and got stuck!
• Yo mama's so fat... when she stepped on a scale it said her phone number!
• Yo mama's so fat... when I asked what her weight was, she said, "To infinity and beyond!!"
• Yo mama's so fat, when she rolled over four quarters, it turned into a dollar!!
• Yo mama's so fat, when she stood on the curb in a yellow jacket she heard a guy yell "taxi!"
• Yo mama's so fat, you could take a train and two buses and still not be on her good side!
• Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody!
• Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND THE HOUSE.
• Yo mama's so fat the first time she stepped on the ground she fell through the earth past china into space and went into orbit
• Yo mamas so fat that when she went into the sea the whales started singing "We are familyyy"
• Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
  Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a brown dress she looks like a ups truck

yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered da prices

yo momma so fat she uses buses as roler skates

yo momma so fat she was naked cuz the blimp didnt fit

yo momma so fat she jumped off a cliff and considered it "walking down a staircase"

Yo mamas so fat when she walked past our house we had darkness for to hours!

Yo mamas so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move

Yo mamas so fat,she has her own gravitational pull.On the sun!

Yo mamas so fat the world,litterally,revoles around her!

yo mama is so fat i seen her and thought i was an eclipse

• Yo mama's so fat that she cant go shoe shopping bc she doesnt know what shoe size she is.

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