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Hooweestik
Male, 44, Lexington, SC


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Carpentry/DIY , Cooking, Crossword Puzzles, Gardening, Movies


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I don't know a whole lot about a little, but I know a little about a whole lot. I've been told I know more useless BS than I should. Actually, I'm dumber than a box of chickens. I'm a former paramedic and Sub-contractor for a telecommunications engineering company. I am currently disabled from a back injury in February, 2008 which left me unable to walk except for extremely short distances for two months. I am getting better and now walk with a cane. I believe in God and I think He believes in me as well. I have learned to appreciate all the little things in life, because they are free. I feel that a person has the choice to have a good day or a bad day. I've had bad days and I prefer to have good ones. Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.

I cried for I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet. So, I took his shoes.

If ignorance is bliss, I know a lot of happy people.

You know that white stuff around dried bird crap? Thats bird crap too.

There are three types of people in the world. There are those that can count and then theres those that cant.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow, a mystery. Today is a gift. Thats why its called the present.

'An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.' Danny Kaye in The Court Jester.

I have a photographic memory, just no film.

'People who think they know everything, really annoy those of us who do.' Issac Asimov.

I was a test tube baby. I wanted a womb with a view.

Be different. Just like everybody else.

Walk a mile in another mans shoes. That way, when he finds out his shoes are missing, you have a mile head start.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I regret not my yesterdays. I live for today and I will make my tomorrows.

The ox is slow, but the Earth is patient.

I'm about six miles out on a two mile road.

"One of these days we'll look into our microscopes and find ourselves staring right into God's eyes and the first one who blinks is going to lose his testicles." Quote from the movie 'Creator'.

A friend is a person who knows everything about you and is still your friend.

Its hard to think an unpleasant thought while eating a homegrown tomato. Lewis Grizzard

There are two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

Cats were once treated as gods. They have never forgotten that.

Appreciate every sunset, for they are numbered.

I have two brain cells left, and they're fighting.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson

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Hooweestik joined WikiAnswers
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Hooweestik is a Supervisor
and covers these topics :
Science : Geology : Earth Sciences : Medical Terminology

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