What is one reason for being late that starts with each letter of the alphabet in other words one reason per letter?

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A: adultery, had an appointment, alarm clock wasn't working

B: Birthday,

C: Cheating on your spouse, Car keys were missing, car wouldn't start, cat had medical emergency

D: Dentist appointment, Deer hit car

E: excuse, Excavator smashed into house

F: Fever (staying home sick), Flat Tire

G: got lost, gave blood, grabbed a nap, goofed off, gagging,
Grandma fell in the garage and I had to get her up before I could back out, The garbage truck broke down in front of my driveway and I couldn't get out, couldn't afford gas (raise...), gps wacked out

H:heater caught on fire
hair fell out when friend put Nair in shampoo
hot date elsewhere
had to ride bus
hiccups made you sick
husband took your car keys
locked out of House and keys are inside
Honda wouldn't start
hiatas hernia hurt
Having sex, hurt my head.

I: Indecisive of where you want to go.

J: Your car might have been Jacked
You fell into a big pool of Jelly
Your car got Jacked
You were punched by Jason
Jibber Jabber
Jogging
You found yourself some Jalapenos and lost them in a street, Jackalope attacked me.

K: kangaroo feeding, kissing, kids, Knocking boots with your spouse!!!

L: Lax

M: missed bus

N: nausea, no gas in car

O: Obese (severity ... can't move to go anywhere)

P: pregnancy

Q: Quality time for someone else is more important than being late for something

R: rammed into another car, railroad train took forever, ran over a nail

S:sister's doctor appointment, slept in late

T:Touch of the flu, Tidal Wave, Tornado, Tummy ache, Toothache, tripped breaker (no alarm), thunder storms, tripped over [insert item] needing minor medical attention, took wrong road, totally stumped! Tardy.

U:Unprepared, unhurried, unconcerned, unworried, uninterested.

V:vascular surgery (emergency)

W: Wet yourself (incontinence), Windshield wipers didn't work so front window fogged up, couldn't see, spun off the highway, hit a post.

X: X Rays (appointment)

Y: You're early and so am I, yeast infection,

Z: Zany - you're just a character with no time zone through life.

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