Why didn't the zombie eat the clown?
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Because he tasted funny.

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Because the clown was actually a deranged maniac who engaged in a ferocious battle. Ya see, the clown had grenade balloons, acid seltzer bottles, and an AK-47 and a shotgun. The clown started by throwing the balloons, but missed. He then switched to the acid, which melted one of the zombie's arms. Taking off in a clown car, the clown fired his AK as the zombie followed. Then more zombies joined the chase. Finally, the clown got out, stood on the top of his truck, and blasted every single zombie with his shotgun. At the end of the battle, the clown stood standing, and the zombies were vanquished once more. Unfortunately, the clown then went on a rampage, terrorizing many innocent people until being gunned down in an epic gunfight with Rambo


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The clown was , in fact, made of rubber. DOH!

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The clown smelt funny. PU

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